Neighbor spends 3 years calling the regal Golden Retriever next door Dutchess, then gets let down when the owner reveal the dog's real name: 'Noodle is a perfectly fine name for many dogs, [but] not this dog'

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  • Beautiful golden retriever portrait.
  • I spent three years greeting a dog whose name I wish I never learned

    There's a golden retriever that lives two blocks from me. For three years, every single morning on my way to work, she
  • would be out in the front yard with her owner and she would absolutely lose her mind when she saw me. Full body wiggle,
  • running to the fence, the whole thing. I started calling her Duchess in my head because she just had this energy, you know? Regal but
  • chaotic. Very duchess-like. So for three years me and Duchess had our thing. I'd say good
  • morning, she'd try to phase through the fence with sheer enthusiasm, I'd go to work feeling weirdly good about myself. It
  • was a whole relationship. I told my coworker about Duchess once. My coworker asked if I'd ever talked to the owner. I said no because I didn't need
  • to. Me and Duchess had an understaning. Then one morning the owner was closer to the sidewalk than usual and just
  • casually said "she really loves you, doesn't she" and I said yes and made the catastrofic mistake of asking her name.
  • Close-up photo of a golden retriever.
  • The dog's name is Noodle. I have tried to make peace with this. I have failed. Noodle is a perfectly fine name for many dogs. This
  • dog is not those dogs. This dog has spent three years greeting me like I'm returning from war.
  • You do not name that dog Noodle. I still say good morning to her every day but something between us has shifted and I think we both know it.
  • Golden retriever looking silly for the camera.
  • RaisinBlazer How dare you change her name to Noodle. Duchess forever
  • OnyxAlyx. What if you called her Duchess Noodle?
  • Quick_like_... I have a big handsome romantic beef cake of a boy cat who should've been named Adonis or
  • Aramis, but I don't have that kind of foresight, so unfortunately he's not. He's called Noodles. It happens
  • Didi-Why-Me . My cat's name is Gabby; I never call her that. Most recently I've been. calling her Delilah. She ignores both names equally.

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